The Ballad of Lingerdog

     Well it looks like my high minded goal for today of practicing logic problems for the LSAT in order to get into law school and make benefit glorious career of Graham Bowman has been blown out of the water by discovering this...

 

http://twitter.com/lingerdog

       His name is James Lingerfelt, tweets by Lingerdog. Self described as "kind of pervy weird."  We are first introduced to this pervert yeti as he laments missing his child lose his first tooth due to his "cheating ass wife." The story continues back in time Momento style, steeped in dramatic irony as post after furious cuckold post devolve into mere suspicions and then into innocuous ponderings of swimming (during which it can be assumed for lolz purposes that the alleged infidelities are occurring). The story climaxes with the beginning of the twitter account in which the author links to a picture of the wife, who it turns out is actually that kid from elementary school who sweated more than you did.

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