The Ohio State Buckeyes versus The Wasilla High Warriors

In an unprecedented match-up, the Wasilla High Warriors (Balls) will be playing the mighty Ohio State Buckeyes (Lolz) on Thursday, October 2^nd at 9 pm.  At an unlikely venue, Washington University in St. Louis, the Warriors come in as 180 point underdogs.  Coach McCain will start the controversial Sarah Palin at quarterback.  She stands a diminutive 5'5" and is 0 for 25 on the season for -250 yards, 0 touchdowns.  Despite the horrendous statistics, McCain has been steadfast in his decision to start Palin, telling critics to "buzz off" in recent days.

Some critics have accused McCain of starting Palin only to attract attention; not for her football prowess.  Others have supported the pick, calling it "brilliant".  Warriors tickets have been a hard sell in recent months so one cannot blame coach McCain for trying something uncanny.  The media has made numerous attempts to reach Palin, but to no avail.  Widely regarded as fragile, the true freshman has been shielded from the media since the start of the season.  In a rare interview, she was asked to give some examples of the basic strategies she and the offense will employ in the upcoming match-up and she responded, "I'll try to find you some and I'll bring 'em to ya."

Her previous starts this season were nothing short of disastrous and many are worried where the Warriors' season is headed.  Buckeye fans strongly believe this upcoming match-up between the highly touted, division 1-A Ohio State Buckeyes and the Wasilla High Warriors from a high school consisting of three rooms and an outhouse will expose Palin, finally proving she is unfit to lead her team.

The Buckeyes bring the prodigious Heisman hopeful Joe Biden to the field.  In contrast to Palin, Biden's season has been nothing short of phenomenal.  Passing for 2300 yards on 138/141 completions and rushing for another 2100 in five games this season, Biden makes the Buckeyes the unanimous favorite.

Time will tell whether this underdog, lipstick and all, can bring the ultimate upset...but let's put it this way: we are more likely to witness the second coming of Christ by Thursday.