Everyone needs to check out this 2005 side project from a friend from Columbus. Hamburger Salesman is an alter-ego who nonsensically sells beef treats and condiments, and raps all about it. I wish I had a fortune to spend on developing and promoting this act. As far as I know, these are the only tracks online right now:
Hamburger Salesman - Welcome to the...
Hamburger Salesman - Robot
Hamburger Salesman - Fingerbang
big ups to myself for reminding you about this and then finding it on the internets. laddes an gannnleman welcome to the hamburger salllllesmannnn showeeee!!