Impending Weekend of Lolz

This weekend is Comfest in Columbus.  Basically, everyone goes to a big park where there is beer and live music all weekend.  It's not only run by hippies, but everyone who attends is an honorary hippy for the weekend - including the police, who turn a blind eye toward just about everything.  As such, most of your Balls or Lolz posting staff will be incapacitated for the weekend.  Therefore, I thought I'd post a few miscellaneous lolzy things to get you through:

First, maybe you have seen the famous internet video "Charlie bit my finger."  It's adorable!

How cute. My favorite version is the remix, though. It's technically "safe for work," as in it doesn't show Janet Jackson's nipple or any other "naughty bits," but I would think twice about watching it in polite company:



My favorite part is when he strangles himself with the belt.  Moving on, I'd like to propose a new addition to the Balls or Lolz lexicon, first seen in this amazing free style rap by Shaquille O'Neil:




"Tell me how my ass taste?" Brilliant. Finally, this video (NSFW audio) is the lolziest thing I've seen in a long time:



Have a lolz weekend!