As a follow up to my previous post about my dream involving the actor who played Johnny Cage, I thought readers might be interested in what I recently discovered about the actor's true identity and his ballolz dedicated fan following.
His name is Linden Ashby and he is a somewhat active B-list actor who has had various small roles in movies such as Rambo IV and that one movie you watched two minutes of about a fiesty diabetic teen mother on Lifetime. If you want to learn more about Linden Ashby, feel free to read his 4932 word unofficial biographical sketch! Or check out the photo gallery, conveniently divided into different sections for each part of his body.
I really hope his fan site is some sort of misadventure in viral marketing. The idea of someone obsessing over the guy who told Goro "this is the part where you fall down" is too gruesome to contemplate.
His name is Linden Ashby and he is a somewhat active B-list actor who has had various small roles in movies such as Rambo IV and that one movie you watched two minutes of about a fiesty diabetic teen mother on Lifetime. If you want to learn more about Linden Ashby, feel free to read his 4932 word unofficial biographical sketch! Or check out the photo gallery, conveniently divided into different sections for each part of his body.
I really hope his fan site is some sort of misadventure in viral marketing. The idea of someone obsessing over the guy who told Goro "this is the part where you fall down" is too gruesome to contemplate.
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