Balls or Lolz

In Soviet Russia, I'm pretty sure that every day was balls.  Even when you tried to have lolz, you would have probably needed to start by downing a whole lot of vodka.  Here is an interesting slide show of the horrible video games they had, including the one on this page which you will find to be aptly named:

http://www.wired.com/gaming/hardware/multimedia/2007/06/gallery_soviet_games?slide=10&slideView=1

This video is making me question at most my sanity and at least just my taste in music because I am finding this surprisingly really enjoyable and am watching it for the third time as I make this post:

Oh my god. Oh my god. Mega Shark VS. Giant Octopus?? My imagination is running wild with visions of massive tidal waves wiping out Laguna Beach residences as Giant Octopus grabs onto Mega Shark and slams him into the water again and again until Mega Shark bites off one of his disposable tentacles. DId you see Mega Shark bite down that airliner? Holy shit!

It's hard to say which one will win. My gut tells me it will be Giant Octopus, hes simply too versatile with his eight tentacles and blinding ink action. Although Mega Shark can probably do a lot of damage if not defended against properly 

However, we all know who the real winner will be. As always with giant monster movies it will be the indomitable human spirit with a side pot loss for our callous lack of reverence for the power of nature.    

King Kong Ate My Balls

Highlight:

Just in time for 2009, I've decided to re-renew my commitment to writing about inane shit on this blog, so more of that will be happening.

To get the Lolz rolling again here, I would like to post a video that has captured my imagination: Keyboard Cat.  I know this isn't brand new, but I don't care :





Also, I'd like to know if anyone has suggestions for a new feature called "Big Time Ballers." Who do you think(male or female, or fictional) are particularly "baller" in nature? The term is up to you to define, but maybe you will be called an idiot if your choice doesn't make sense.

I'll start by nominating an obvious choice: Cleveland Cavalier's star Lebron James, who won the NBA MVP award today.

I am not a basketball stats freak, but I know that he scored many points and did many good plays where he stopped other people from scoring points, and I've yelled at the screen in excitement while he dunks on nubs. 

Share your BtB suggestions and include as much information as you can.

As seen in an earlier BoL entry, a humorous situation has presented itself as a result of someone using the word "Balls" but not realizing that an immature person would see it and incorporate it into a ball-themed blog.

From the U.S. Senate's Inauguration information page:

"The Presidential Inaugural Commitee is responsible for all balls" - oh, are they?

Also, DC has decided to allow bars to stay open 24 hours-a-day from Jan 17 till the morning after Obama's inauguration Jan 20th? It remains to be seen if this will be a balls or a lolz decision, probably a frothy mixture of ballolz.

I am back

From some guy who is my Facebook friend:
Scott Mills i love barack obama!!!!! WOOOOO!!!!!


Also, Lou Dobbs is terrible.  He is absolutely terrible.

Ted Stevens was convicted on corruption charges today.  Sen. Stevens was previously best known for attempting to explain the internet as better thought of as a series of tubes, rather than a big truck.  I've always felt he got kind of a raw deal and that his description wasn't that bad; after all, the internet really is not a big truck.  Anyway, here are a few Ted Stevens related lolz in his honor:






And, with no comment, here's the now convicted criminal just doing some pallin' around:

In an unprecedented match-up, the Wasilla High Warriors (Balls) will be playing the mighty Ohio State Buckeyes (Lolz) on Thursday, October 2^nd at 9 pm.  At an unlikely venue, Washington University in St. Louis, the Warriors come in as 180 point underdogs.  Coach McCain will start the controversial Sarah Palin at quarterback.  She stands a diminutive 5'5" and is 0 for 25 on the season for -250 yards, 0 touchdowns.  Despite the horrendous statistics, McCain has been steadfast in his decision to start Palin, telling critics to "buzz off" in recent days.

 

Some critics have accused McCain of starting Palin only to attract attention; not for her football prowess.  Others have supported the pick, calling it "brilliant".  Warriors tickets have been a hard sell in recent months so one cannot blame coach McCain for trying something uncanny.  The media has made numerous attempts to reach Palin, but to no avail.  Widely regarded as fragile, the true freshman has been shielded from the media since the start of the season.  In a rare interview, she was asked to give some examples of the basic strategies she and the offense will employ in the upcoming match-up and she responded, "I'll try to find you some and I'll bring 'em to ya."

 

Her previous starts this season were nothing short of disastrous and many are worried where the Warriors' season is headed.  Buckeye fans strongly believe this upcoming match-up between the highly touted, division 1-A Ohio State Buckeyes and the Wasilla High Warriors from a high school consisting of three rooms and an outhouse will expose Palin, finally proving she is unfit to lead her team.

 

The Buckeyes bring the prodigious Heisman hopeful Joe Biden to the field.  In contrast to Palin, Biden's season has been nothing short of phenomenal.  Passing for 2300 yards on 138/141 completions and rushing for another 2100 in five games this season, Biden makes the Buckeyes the unanimous favorite.

 

Time will tell whether this underdog, lipstick and all, can bring the ultimate upset...but let's put it this way: we are more likely to witness the second coming of Christ by Thursday.